This Month's Best Offensive Harvard Joke

This Month's Best Offensive Harvard Joke

"I just broke up with my girlfriend because she was too much like Harvard: expensive, well-endowed, and tough to get into. I was like, 'Can you please just loosen up your admission policy?' And she was like,
'Only nine percent of the time.'"

By Harrison Greenbaum, co-founder of the Harvard College Stand-Up Comic Society (HCSUCS-Get it?). He and Dave Ingber took their routine, "Don't Touch the Foot" - a reference to the Yard's John Harvard statue - to Manhattan's sage theater this summer.