Harrison Greenbaum and Dave Ingber took their routine, "Don't Touch the Foot," to Manhattan's Sage Theater this summer.
"I just broke up with my girlfriend because she was too much like Harvard: expensive, well-endowed, and tough to get into. I was like, 'Can you please just loosen up your admission policy?' And she was like,
'Only nine percent of the time.'"
By Harrison Greenbaum, co-founder of the Harvard College Stand-Up Comic Society (HCSUCS-Get it?). He and Dave Ingber took their routine, "Don't Touch the Foot" - a reference to the Yard's John Harvard statue - to Manhattan's sage theater this summer.
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